some funny epitaphs

Walter Chiari:

"O friends, don't cry - it's just unused sleep."

In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:

Here lies an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go. (via)

Here lies my wife: here let her lie!

Now she's at rest, and so am I. (via)

I finished before you in the human race. (from the videogame Fable)

Alexander the Great:

A tomb now suffices for him

whom the world was not enough (via)